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Personal General Mod Fixes

https://mirror.sgkoi.dev/direct/GMBF.png
Download v0.4 (10.2 KB)

Naharie


Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Gravitation

https://i.imgur.com/EEz2zGC.png
Download v0.7 (29.3 KB)

Naharie

A bunch of random items I wanted to mess around with.
None of these items are currently obtainable, so you will need to use another mod such as HERO's Mod to get a copy to try out.
A final word of warning: as this is a test mod, I make no guaruntee about the balance of said items or that they will remain the same or even that items will not be added or removed.
In other words: use at your own risk.

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
QuickSaveKey

https://i.imgur.com/7VuvUle.png
Download v1.3.2 (9.8 KB)

Naharie

Adds a keyboard shortcut to save the player.
If in a singleplayer world it will save both the player and the world.
If in multiplayer, it will only save only the player.

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Narithium

https://i.imgur.com/AuocH2q.png
Download v0.5.1 (13.3 KB)

Naharie

A personal utility library for the user Naharie.
Seriously though, this mod does nothing on it's own.
It's only purpose is to be used by other mods I (and other) developers have made.

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Bread's Items
Download v1.0.3 (47.4 KB)

Bread

Change Log!!

V 1.0.3
-----------------------
Added Hammer
Added Musket Ball Crafting Recipe

V 1.0.2
-----------------------
Added Shotling Shark Weapon
Added Changelog

V 1.0
-----------------------
Added Sword Flower Weapon
Added Water Canister Ammo

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Qwerty's Bosses and Items

https://i.imgur.com/Gu9GQOk.png
Download v0.23.0 (35.6 MB)

qwerty3.14

This mod adds whatever I feel like adding. I generally try to make the content I add feel unique.
I have a forum page and discord server for the mod where you can read up on the content, leave suggestions, or report bugs
Also working on a wiki

Includes
-8 bosses with custom AI!
-A new sky fortress biome/strucutre with randomised layouts, and new enemeis with custom AI!
-A new event the dino militia!
-8 new accesory prefixes!
-over 400 items total! including...
-many new armor sets all with unique effects
-LOADS of cool and unique weapons!

I'm not that good of a spriter so here I'll give thanks to the spriters who helped!
-Havoc
-Liquidated Assets
-SUS
-Darkpuppey
-FazerGamer
-GamingWithZack
-ShockedHorizon5
-FailureOfMankind
-Raz
-Kerdo
-Phobostar
-Donmor
-Olive

Extra thanks
-Turquiose (for writing custom themes)
-musicman (polar exterminator theme)
-Kerdo (Russian Translations)
-Cerberus (Chinese Translations)




changelog
0.23.0
-new world gen for the polar exterminator's den
-the polar exterminator fight has been overhauled


-nerfed divine hail knife, damage 15->13, useTime 4->5, and is a little less acurrate
-the frenzied quick morph prefix now only reduces cooldown by 25% instead of 50%
-adjusted biomass's ammo creation rate
-Imperial courage buff attack speed bonus reduced 35%->25%
-EoC shift no longer resets iFrames when bouncing and has 15% droppoff for each enemy hit
-nerfed vitalum armor... a lot

-fixed traveling merchant never selling morph gem
-fixed anvil morph dealing damage when sitting on the ground
-fixed spazzer's eye not bouncing off tiles


0.22.11
-fixed severe bug where mod wouldn't be able to create a server

0.22.10
-fixed severe bug that caused the mod not to load when 'classic Impererious' sprite setting was enabled
-tops now inflict more iFrames 10->20
-reduced nano dart's nano probe damage 50%->40%
-longsword staff damage reduced 22->19 (It was better than the f*cking xeno staff)


0.22.9
-rhuthinium vaporizer mana cost 12->8, damage 19 -> 35, knockback 0-> 0.5
-beak javelin damage 110->100
-fixed Imperious being vulnerable to projectiles with static immunity
-fixed bug where reloading the mod multiple times could cause Ancient Machine, Imperious, and Hydra's loot pools to repeat


0.22.8
-reduced the fire rate of space fighter 3aps->2aps
-homing weapons like miniond won't attack high priests at full health, anfd thus potentially anger them unintentionally
-fixed boss checklist loot table for divine light displaying restless sun twice and not diving hail knife
-reduced fire rate of glass helm's glass prism
-ancient gemstone no longere halves max life, healing effect is now requires 10 seconds of avoiding damage, and heals an amount equal to half the damage recieved from the previus attack instead of fully healing
-reduced the cost of rhuthinium bars 6->3 ore


0.22.6
-hydra beam attack rate reduced 12hps->5hps, doesn't pierce through tiles below the player
-hydra javeling damage reduced 40->35
-hydra head staff damage reduced 30->28, will now stop firing when the player stops attacking
-hydrator fishing power reduced 30%->10%
-fire hydrent's breath now does 40% of the spear's damage intstead of 50%
-hydra missile rod's spitting heads now do 60% of the damage of the head the came from instead of 80%


-tweaked longsword minion's ai a bit
-glass spike, cobalt shuriken, frostburn staff, and sliding penguins now use static immunity

0.22.5
-added shape shift: S.S. Hurricane

-some resprites for O.L.O.R.D. items (thanks Olive)
-fixed the classic noehtnap sprite setting preventing the mod from loading
-fixed morph defense not working

0.22.4
-fixed vitalum headress and vitalum jeans adding 90% damage instead of 9% damage

0.22.3
-fixed every npc dropping the new duke fishron weapons in normal mode

0.22.2
-added some duke fishron drops
--added whirlpool
--added cyclone
--added bubble brewer baton

-added venom dart
-added nano dart
-rhuithinium dart damage reduced 11->7

-tops now use static immunity

0.22.1
-fixed bug where every empty slot in a shadow chest could be filled with an ash fell staff

0.22.0
-overhauled Rune ghost boss fight
--all the runes now have new animations when being drawn in
--All runes have had thier behavior tweaked, aggro runes got completely reworked
--fixed 'bug' where in multiplayer all runes were spawned client side, now only ice runes spawn clinet side as an inteded feature
--rune ghost is now less vulnerable to kiting


-rebalnced rune scrolls, leech scroll used to be absolutely busted while the others mostly useless
-leech scroll's rate of spawning runes is fixed instead of scaling on dps. You can consider this adding 100 base dps to your ranged attacks and 1hp/s healing
-aggro scroll has been completely cahnged just like the aggro runes themselves.

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Bradou's mod
Download v0.1 (191 KB)

volectrik, salameroya

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Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Insta-Kill Sword for Gameraiders

https://i.imgur.com/7BwSnFO.png
Download v1.1.1 (38.9 KB)

Derpling

This sword will insta-kill ANY mob similar to how the black hole pickaxe will destroy anything. Except this will drop loot and actually have effects on the world USUALLY.
Works on Calamity and other damage cap mods.
For Gameraiders101 to use in his series.
Update 1.1.1:
Added an icon, homepage, and GitHub.

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
OP Prism

https://i.imgur.com/iwXjJda.png
Download v1.2.0.1 (37 KB)

Popcorn

This mod adds weapons and items in the game that are very good! All the recipes in this mod are crafted with 1 dirt at a workbench.


v1.2
fixed one of the prisms from damage capping
Changed the crit chance to 100% for more damage

v1.1
Added mod icon

v1.0
Added 2 better versions of the last prism

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Better Respawn
Download v0.2.1 (9.7 KB)

Tlotro

Have you ever wanted to respawn faster?
Are other fast respawn mods too cheaty and plain?
Well, this might just work for you.

changelog:

0.2.1:
After what seems like an eternity has passed, I have returned to the development of this mod.
Rework of internal mechanics of the mod. Should work better.

0.1.3:
Fixed "Your Lost Coins" message appearing when no coins have been lost

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Bufer Class
Download v0.1 (21.8 KB)

CookieOFC

This mod adds 9 new weapons of a custom class/Esse mod adiciona 9 novas armas de sua propria classe
Install this mod now/Instale esse mod agora

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Soulspeed Silver
Download v0.2.4 (78.1 KB)

MineTerraGaming

Soulspeed Silver adds rapiers to the game, which are used as basically much longer shortswords
with very fast attack speeds. It is reccommended to use this mod in conjunction with the mod "Directional Melee."
Rapiers are, at least in this mod, in the most basic sense, long shortswords with autoswing and a fast hit rate.
Rapiers also occasionally allow you to dodge attacks, as every hit has a [1/(10 * hits per second)] chance to give you 10 seconds of
Shadow Dodge.

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Enemy Progresssion Scaling

https://i.imgur.com/EoZRznu.png
Download v2.2 (21.6 KB)

BiggMaccio

As you progress through the game the enemies you also get harder so you don't shrek them instantly (unless you have the Soul of Eternity, then they're always toast)

changelog v2.0: Added more configuration to determine the the kind of scaling including (by stats I mean damage and max life):
- Equipment Scaling: The stronger your gear the stronger the enemies.
- Boss Kill Count: Bosses you killed first are scaled more than the latter bosses.
- Strongest Enemy Stats: All enemies will share the exact same stats as the strongest enemy you've killed.
(May not be exact because of other mods modifying the same enemy)
- MAXIMUMATTACC: all bosses health and/or damage is the 32-bit integer limit.

- Only Scale Bosses
- Disable the scaling of damage, max life or neither

changelog v1.1
- Added Icon

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Hi Egg!
Download v0.1 (9.7 KB)

Bald Man

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Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Cosmician
Download v2.0.1 (3.6 MB)

Foxx1223 + 3lijah

Update 1.0:
I have no idea how to make update numbers
anyway...

1st Major Update!

Olden & Golden Update:

Added Mutated Ingots, that spawn high and low.
Added A surplus of slimes or slime-like creatures.
Added a ton of OMORI items because good game.
And more!

For pre-releases for coming updates, go to
https://github.com/Foxxiator1223/CosmicianMod/releases

Sorry this took ten years, procrastination is not very pog

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
MAB Boss Challenge

https://i.imgur.com/sFMLnaA.png
Download v0.28 (17.6 MB)

Volknet_Online(网络核心)

Music Credits:
Pure Tension - Smiechu
Heroic - World Beyond
Destiny - World Beyond
Running Out of Nights - World Beyond
The First Guardian - David Fenn
The Last Guardian - David Fenn

if there is any infringement, please contact me to delete.:)



随手写着玩的boss。。。如果你想尝试一下的话,祝你好运玩的开心。
不建议多人模式游玩。

更新日志:
-重做了跃迁毁灭者。

BGM鸣谢:
Pure Tension - Smiechu
Heroic - World Beyond
Destiny - World Beyond
Running Out of Nights - World Beyond
The First Guardian - David Fenn
The Last Guardian - David Fenn

如有侵权,请联系我进行删除 :)"> Just some meme bosses...Good luck and have fun.
Not recommended for multiplayer.

Changelog:
-Reworked Warp Destroyer.

Music Credits:
Pure Tension - Smiechu
Heroic - World Beyond
Destiny - World Beyond
Running Out of Nights - World Beyond
The First Guardian - David Fenn
The Last Guardian - David Fenn

if there is any infringement, please contact me to delete.:)



随手写着玩的boss。。。如果你想尝试一下的话,祝你好运玩的开心。
不建议多人模式游玩。

更新日志:
-重做了跃迁毁灭者。

BGM鸣谢:
Pure Tension - Smiechu
Heroic - World Beyond
Destiny - World Beyond
Running Out of Nights - World Beyond
The First Guardian - David Fenn
The Last Guardian - David Fenn

如有侵权,请联系我进行删除 :)

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Sins Mod(WIP)

https://i.imgur.com/1dOPXRN.png
Download v0.0.0.12 (41.4 MB)

Cleyera

-Description-
===========================================
This mod is aiming to expand the game by adding items, bosses, etc.

This mod is WIP now so contents are overpowered and unstable.

If you can have good ideas, or fix typos, you can join the discord server (link on forum page) and help me.

===========================================
-Supporting Mods-
===========================================
-Boss Checklist
-Census
===========================================
-Changelogs-
===========================================
v0.0.0.0 to v0.0.0.12: WIP
-------------------------------------------
2021 5/29
V0.0.0.12
-New items
-Added some structures.
-Can be generated stella biome after Moon Lord has been defeated.
-Can be generated Deepsea.
-Some resprites
-Fixed fatal multiplayer bug
-Added 4 music by ra_men0
-Added Dark Matter set
-Removed Andromeda, Spiral, Magellanic and Milkyway Armor
-------------------------------------------
2020 11/22
V0.0.0.11
-Ores generated in the sky will be replaced by skyline ores.
-You can now use fonts that include Japanese
-Added ablility bar UI
-Stella biome almost compleated
-Added stella npcs
-Some resprites
-Buffed some vanilla bosses when Limit Cut is activated
-------------------------------------------
2020 8/1
V0.0.0.10
-Removed or changed thrower class contents
-Resprited Demonite Staff
-Resprited Adam & Eve
-Add some sprites
-Removed mystic & distortion
-Added stella biome. It will be gen PML but not for now.
-Betsy's curse applied to players.(It has own buff icon)
-Changed mod icon
-------------------------------------------
2020 6/20
V0.0.0.9
-Some weapons work fine
> Centry Weapons, Worm Minion Weapons, Mageranic Blaze
-Buffed some vanilla bosses when Limit Cut is activated
-------------------------------------------
2020 4/28
V0.0.0.8
-Small fixes
-------------------------------------------
2020 4/26
V0.0.0.7
-Fixed stuck on the "resetting game objects" and just does not move when making a new world
-Fixed Tidal Stream texture
-Added JP translation
-------------------------------------------
2020 2/29
V0.0.0.6: Early Access
-Removed items
> All ???, All Cross Bow, All Ballistic Arrow, Asura Armorset, etc
-Removed Mystic and distortion meteors
-Added the ore that is generated when you defeated Wall of Flesh
-Added new mode
-Shadowflame and Daybroken debuff applied to players.
-------------------------------------------
2020 1/4
V0.0.0.5: Early Access
-Added new 3 biomes
-Changed ritual texture
-------------------------------------------
2019 11/10
V0.0.0.3
-Supported Boss Highlights
-Added new boss
-Added items but most items still unavailable
==========================================="> ===========================================
-Description-
===========================================
This mod is aiming to expand the game by adding items, bosses, etc.

This mod is WIP now so contents are overpowered and unstable.

If you can have good ideas, or fix typos, you can join the discord server (link on forum page) and help me.

===========================================
-Supporting Mods-
===========================================
-Boss Checklist
-Census
===========================================
-Changelogs-
===========================================
v0.0.0.0 to v0.0.0.12: WIP
-------------------------------------------
2021 5/29
V0.0.0.12
-New items
-Added some structures.
-Can be generated stella biome after Moon Lord has been defeated.
-Can be generated Deepsea.
-Some resprites
-Fixed fatal multiplayer bug
-Added 4 music by ra_men0
-Added Dark Matter set
-Removed Andromeda, Spiral, Magellanic and Milkyway Armor
-------------------------------------------
2020 11/22
V0.0.0.11
-Ores generated in the sky will be replaced by skyline ores.
-You can now use fonts that include Japanese
-Added ablility bar UI
-Stella biome almost compleated
-Added stella npcs
-Some resprites
-Buffed some vanilla bosses when Limit Cut is activated
-------------------------------------------
2020 8/1
V0.0.0.10
-Removed or changed thrower class contents
-Resprited Demonite Staff
-Resprited Adam & Eve
-Add some sprites
-Removed mystic & distortion
-Added stella biome. It will be gen PML but not for now.
-Betsy's curse applied to players.(It has own buff icon)
-Changed mod icon
-------------------------------------------
2020 6/20
V0.0.0.9
-Some weapons work fine
> Centry Weapons, Worm Minion Weapons, Mageranic Blaze
-Buffed some vanilla bosses when Limit Cut is activated
-------------------------------------------
2020 4/28
V0.0.0.8
-Small fixes
-------------------------------------------
2020 4/26
V0.0.0.7
-Fixed stuck on the "resetting game objects" and just does not move when making a new world
-Fixed Tidal Stream texture
-Added JP translation
-------------------------------------------
2020 2/29
V0.0.0.6: Early Access
-Removed items
> All ???, All Cross Bow, All Ballistic Arrow, Asura Armorset, etc
-Removed Mystic and distortion meteors
-Added the ore that is generated when you defeated Wall of Flesh
-Added new mode
-Shadowflame and Daybroken debuff applied to players.
-------------------------------------------
2020 1/4
V0.0.0.5: Early Access
-Added new 3 biomes
-Changed ritual texture
-------------------------------------------
2019 11/10
V0.0.0.3
-Supported Boss Highlights
-Added new boss
-Added items but most items still unavailable
===========================================

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Unleveled Mod

https://i.imgur.com/zv8vNeT.png
Download v1.6.0.4 (3.9 MB)

Gotest

This is a mod that supplies several optional UI changes, such as an on screen enemy HP bar when striking an enemy, changing the player health bar style, a low HP sound with various types, damage font animations, and a party interface.
Player health bar styles include:
-Kingdom Hearts Style (Small, Medium, and Large)
-A Link to the Past, Zelda Style
-Zelda II Style
-Zelda PH Heart Style
-Zelda OoT and MM Styles
-Metroid Prime Style
-Pokemon Sun/Moon Style
-Terraria Leveled Style
-Persona 3 Status Menu Style
-And so much more!

Use "/unleveled" to show the options menu.

This mod does not need to be on a server to run! It is entirely client only, and can run on ANY server. It will not force people to use the mod if it is on a server.

--Credits--
-Almost all graphic assets used were drawn by Gotest. Some came directly from another game whenever possible.
-Galaxy bar was requested and drawn by Koopahunter197.

---Changes---
-- v1.6.0.4 --
Fixed a compatibility issue with No Buff Limit where none of the UI elements appear.

-- v1.6.0.3 --
Fixed party UI

-- v1.6.0.2 --
Updated to tMod 0.11.3

-- v1.6.0.1 --
Updated for Leveled 1.0

-- v1.6 --
Added a new health bar. KH:CoM appearance.
Added a new health bar, Galaxy. Requested and made by Koopahunter197.
Fixed an issue where the FRAXY bar always shows, even if you select none.
Fixed a problem where bars that interact with the player getting hurt would get triggered when invincible.

-- v1.5.4 --
Added a new type of bar style that appears on the player.
Attempt to clear some error spam.

-- v1.5.3 --
Fixed some errors with a few health styles.
Fixed UIEffects error spam.
Fixed player KH2 style bar length.

-- v1.5.1 --
Updated for Leveled 0.9.7.

-- v1.5 --
Updated to tMod 0.10.1.4
Added a new damage number animation, with a crit sound. Sound can be disabled.
Fixed an issue with the number crunch not showing the correct damage.

-- v1.4.2 --
Updated to tMod 0.10.1.3

-- v1.4.1 --
Updated to tMod 0.10.1.2

-- v1.4 --
Added a new damage animation style, "Jumpy."

-- v1.3.1--
Fixed the name for the Gems health style.
Added a name for Health Style 5, Elsword.
Added some text to the white boxes to describe what they are.
Added an the option to right click the white boxes to lock them.
Fixed the position of the enemy's level in the default enemy HP window.
Fixed Lava Charm meter with the KH bars.

-- v1.3 --
New health style. Gems.
Fixed an issue where the KH bar position initialized offscreen for any resolution.

-- v1.2 --
New Health bar style. It will be under Health Bar Style 5.

-- v1.1.1 --
Updated for Leveled Critical Mode.
Changed the way the KH positioning worked. It's now by screen % instead of pixels. You'll likely need to click defaults, or go to the settings file and change KHPosX/Y to 0.5 to center it on the screen.

-- v1.1.0.2 --
Fixed an issue with the bouncy damage text where it would freeze when there's too many.
Fixed an issue with the crunch damage numbers where it would show incorrect damage.

-- v1.1 --
Revamped the Options menu.
Added a visible drag window for draggable objects when Lock is off.
Added a new option that enables a custom damage number animation.
Added an option to shrink damage numbers 10000 or higher. (Ex. 10.0K)
Centered the KH health bar styles in the drag area.

-- v1.0 --
Added a new KH2 Style health bar for the player.
Removed an error box that may appear involving the "Head" of the player when loading a world.

-- v0.6 --
Added two new heart styles.
Heart Styles are now labeled to what game they're from if they're from one.
Added four new Low HP Sounds
Added the option to right click the health style and low health style to go back
Clicking save now gives a notification saying "Settings Saved"

-- v0.5 --
Fixed an issue when using a custom texture for the default heart type, would cause Unleveled's custom hearts to bust.
Fixed an issue when running with Leveled that the enemy HP bar will show up even without Scan.
Added a new health bar style: Bar style: 4 - Persona 3 status menu style

-- v.0.4.6 --
Fixed an issue with some healthbars not showing damaged HP.
The entire interface and all styles should now scale with the UI scale. Use the default button if something doesn't appear.
Fixed an issue where heart style 2 and 3 were not in the correct position when the UI is scaled.

-- v.0.4.5.1 --
Changed up Health Bar 3 to instantly show lost HP, or gained HP through fading, while keeping the gradual increase/decrease.
Fixed up Health Bar 3 some more.

-- v.0.4.5 --
Attempt to fix health bar 3 freezing up.

-- v.0.4.4 --
Fixed the animation rate of the Metroid Prime and Heart Style 3 styles when using the L

Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
Craloye
Download v0.1 (21.1 KB)

Craloye


Localizer Package
3 years ago tModLoader v0.11.8.4 Edit | Delete
King Slime Heaven
Download v0.4 (21.7 KB)

MY_new_NAME

This is my first mod and i hope all the people that use it enjoy it and have a lot of fun with my stupid weapons and enemies

I wish you the best of luck

i have to write many words so:
Look, I was gonna go easy on you
Not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You are just what the doc ordered
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rap-bot
But for me to rap like a computer
It must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin' and a killin' off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin' match
With this rappity brat, packin' a MAC
In the back of the Ac'
Backpack rap crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts
While I'm practicin' that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow?
All I do is drop F-bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin' a rough time period
Here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
'Cause I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintainin' this shit ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody wants the key and the secret
To rap immortality like Ι have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the Earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the Moon since (Pew!)
MCs get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to "bus the rhyme"
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me? I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N.W.A, Cube, hey Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and be in a position
To meet Run–D.M.C., induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock and Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in
Is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and, tell me what in the fuck are you thinkin'?
Little gay-lookin' boy
So gay I can barely say it with a straight face
Lookin' boy (Ha-ha!)
You're witnessin' a massacre
Like you're watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
"Oy vey, that boy's gay!"—that's all they say, lookin' boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day, lookin' boy
Hey, lookin' boy! What you say, lookin' boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre, lookin' boy
I'ma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Get outta my face, lookin' boy!
Basically, boy, you're never gonna be capable
Of keepin' up with the same pace, lookin' boy, 'cause—
I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racin' around the track
Call me NASCAR, NASCAR
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod
This planet's Krypton—no, Asgard, Asgard
So you'll be Thor, I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off, then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs, I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walkin' dead, but I'm just a talkin' head
A zombie floatin'
But I got your mom deep-throatin'
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothin' in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself in the arm
And pay homage, pupil
It's me, my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't
Utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this
Chicken scratch I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case, 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry

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